Date: November 2, 2010
Time: 8:33 a.m.
Place: The Kitchen
Suspect(s): Tobin (who left the Cheerio bag perched precariously on the counter without the clothespin pinching it shut); Charis (who accidentally bumped the bag on the way to her seat); Lucan (who finished dumping out the rest of the Cheerios and proceeded to wallow in them); Arden and Kenna (who promptly joined Lucan in the Cheerio dance o' joy).
Mom has been accused of aiding and abetting the suspects, standing aside and allowing the crunchy free-for-all to take place as she simply threw her hands up, laughed, and took pictures.
The older culprits were sentenced to perform community service (sweeping up the dusty remains of the cereal) and sent back to school.